Well, people, I completely missed the boat on the David
Carradine's scandalous death! He was found in Thailand in his hotel room, with a rope around his neck and genitals...they are saying it was some kind of sex thing and he died from
asphyxiation. Quotes I read online from his friends and family, of course, say they can't see him doing this to himself. Really? I mean take a look at this photo:

You can't imagine this guy into any kinky shit? His friends and family are probably well aware of his closet habits and are trying to give him a respectful send-off. Freak....I mean..to each his own!
Now this next one, I have to tell you kind of freaked me out. Not because of who it was, but because last week at work when we were discussing the demise of The Gloved One and The
Goddess, one of my co-workers actually said this guy was next! I'm serious....I saw it on the news and my jaw dropped. Billy Mays will undoubtedly have the cleanest funeral EVER!

Can you imagine if they do his
eulogy "Billy Mays" style, shouting all the reasons we should remember him? That would be great!
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